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    1. me: why did you just reblog that from them
    2. me: i literally just reblogged that
    3. me: you're following both of us so why'd you reblog it from them and not me
    4. me: is it because you don't like me
    5. me: is it because i'm fat

  8. trillow:

    drank the liquid inside of my magic 8 ball and i’ve been predicting the future all day. the doctor says it was just normal water but whatever he dies tomorrow anyway

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  9. honchcrow:

    omg when i was a freshman my math teacher told the class about her divorce and everyone was like “aww sorry” but then she said “its okay cuz i still use his netflix account and netflix is all i care about”

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